even if there's a fire

Phrase used when you'll never do something, coined by Will Ferrell in Step Brothers.

I'm never gonna call him dad. Even if there's a fire

by catchfrase April 6, 2009

not even if there's a fire

Another way of saying "not a chance in hell"

You want me to come in on my day off? Not even if there's a fire.

by Chefkangabanga March 24, 2022