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Northumbria University

A University which people forget about unless you’re from the North East. People at Newcastle University often laugh at their less intellectual neighbours. Northumbria university is full of Newcastle University rejects with lads who think they’re are funny put really they have the personality to of a rock with butter on it
Toby: which University do you go to?
Jess: Northumbria University
Toby: So you’ve got 3 GCSES
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Northumbria University

The greatest ex-poly university to grace the British Isles!! Sadly many RAH's are beginning to enter the mist as they realise Newcastle Uni , is well, simply the crap one of the two Newcastle Universities!!
"I'd rather be a poly than a c**t"

"Here pal whats that canny lookin buildin over there?"
"why thats Northumbria University pet everyone wishes they gan there!!"
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