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Chuck Norris's Code of Ethics

A list of twelve morals and guidelines writting by chuck Norris. This list is commonly used as a guide to the pupils of Chun Kuk Do, a Korean based martial art also created by Norris.
The code is as follows:
1. I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways.
2. I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements.
3. I will always be in a positive frame of mind and convey this feeling to every person I meet.
4. I will continually work at developing love, happiness, and loyalty in my family and acknowlege that no other success will compenstate for failure in the home.
5. I will work for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile.
6. If have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing.
7. I will give so much time to the improvement of myself I will have no time to criticise others.
8. I will always be as enthusiastic about the successes of others as I am about my own.
9. I will maintain an attitude of open-mindness towards another person's viewpoint while still holding fast to what I know to be true and honest.
10. I will maintain respect for authority and demonstrate this respect at all times.
11. I will always remain loyal to God, my country, my family and my friends.
12. I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country and myself.
Before recieving her purple belt, the young Chun Kuk Do student had to recite three lines from Chuck Norris's Code of Ethics.
by TheGammaGeek March 19, 2011
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chuck-norris-sure

used when one is completely sure about something
A: what time does the bus leave?
B: At 5:25
A: Are you sure?
B: Yes.
A: Are yo chuck-norris-sure?
B: Yes
by Vineberg D. February 23, 2012
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Chuck Norris Shot

Originating in Fargo ND, the Chuck Norris is a shot of UV Cherry Vodka dropped into 3-4 ounces of Liquid Ice energy drink. It's majorly popular in Grand Forks ND college bars such as Sledster's.
Brian: Let's get some Jag Bombs! Alyssa, you in?
Alyssa: No, but I'll take a Chuck Norris shot. Fuck jag bombs...ick.
Brian: Fuck it. Let's all get Norris's. Pangle, I'll get 5 Chucks!
by RPangle January 6, 2009
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Chuck Norris sex

The moment the penis enters the vagina, climax is reached by the female participant. And in the males rage of not mutually climaxing. He kills her and she dissapears much like a video game, but never to respawn.

Only achieved by one man. Charles Ray Norris
"My wife is to sensitive, so last night i gave her a little Chuck Norris sex"

-Chuck Norris
by Toby Lee Williams January 9, 2009
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Norris slap

Same thing as a kerry slap, except the slap to the head is replaced with a swift roundhouse kick.
Chuck norris is the only man alive to have ever norris slapped a women while ripping a beating heart out of a mans chest.
by anonymous7876 August 4, 2006
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chuck norris syndrome

A disease where a person unfortunately has to deal with being addressed by their first and last name, all of the time.
"Man, I hate living with Chuck Norris syndrome! Everywhere I go I get addressed by first and last name."

"Yea man that sucks."
by Yoboy ka December 9, 2013
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The Norris Syndrome

Syndrome named after Shaun M. Norris, prolific author of RISEN.

It is a mental issue when the frontal cortex of brain is deformed due to high inbreeding. The user becomes highly toxic, racist, homophobic, transphobic and sees himself as the absolute perfect human. The one above others who is never wrong.
Did you see the tweets he posted telling all members of LGBTQI+ suffer from mental illnesses and should be hanged?
Yeah… dude suffers from The Norris Syndrome.
by Mropdropp November 2, 2023
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