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Normon

To become a normon, one must first be a mormon missionary. Mormon missionaries are know for going door to door and preaching the news of Joseph Smith. Some people believe the missionaries are messing with people so they have decided to mess with them back. They will let the missionaries into their home and listen a little bit to their message, then will excuse themselves and go to the kitchen, then will grab a glass of milk and take off their pants and underwear, they then will go back into the room with the missionaries with only a shirt on and holding a glass of milk and then seat down as if nothing is out of the norm. The mormons then have be turned into normons from that point on. Males and/or females can turn a mormon into a normon. It can be doubled teamed as couples also.

Dude, I laughed my ass out when I heard about those mormon missionaries being turned into normons.

Those normons will think twice before they enter into a unknown home again.

Kyle, you just missed it, I just turned two mormon into normons like 5 minutes ago.

by Not a normon July 18, 2010