Nixony 

Of or in the likeness of Richard Nixon, the 37th president of the United States. Some women purport to be Nixony in appearance upon waking up, as overnight fluid retention plagues them. Some men dispute this assertion. These women have usually studied aesthetic theory for years, most of these men did not. Aesthetic philosophy very tangentially relates to knowledge of the human form and face but stipulating to their having studied it lends these women ethos nonetheless. Furthermore, such women are awarded points for intellectual snobbery, and ostentation suits them well. In summation verbose philosophy type women are very often correct, and Nixony when they awake.

Baby, you command such attention in the morning with your Nixony gaze. I would never impeach you from being my fuck buddy.

Nixony by Verbosephilosophytypestudentme March 28, 2017

The Richard Nixon 

When a man goes down on a woman. Spells out "I am not a crook" with his tongue and raises his two hands in the air giving duel peace signs...

When you tell your girlfriend that you want her to go deep throat but looks at you and says she wants the Richard Nixon first.

The Richard Nixon by Dirty73 May 23, 2018

Kenneth Nixon 

The absolutely amazing lead vocalist for the Nashville based band, Framing Hanley. He used to be in a band with someone else named 'Kenneth' so he started going by 'Nixon' and he still does.

"Hey, did you meet Kenneth Nixon after the framing Hanley show last night?"

Kenneth Nixon by xRachelatTheDiscox April 7, 2009

Hairy Nixon 

When a an unshaven woman sits on the face of a man wearing a large nosed Richard Nixon mask while he shakes his head repeating "I'm not a crook."

Guy: I went home with this chick last night.

Friend: Good time?
Guy: Well, first, she was freaking hairy downstairs, then she made me put on a Richard Nixon mask and rode the nose until she got off.
Friend: Ahh, the old Hairy Nixon, good times.

Hairy Nixon by Brian Fantanna August 29, 2010

pull a nixon

To deny, deny, deny.

I think your gal heard me tell Billy about yo college "episodes". You have to pull a nixon to save your self!

pull a nixon by Julius Glass May 17, 2007

Frosty Nixon 

When the powder that you sprinkle on your balls, makes its way onto the shit that you just took on your partners chest.

Brad Bullen is a Frosty Nixon

Frosty Nixon by deuchkoo December 20, 2008

On a Nixon 

The meaning is that you are going to go out and get smashed, off your head, wasted, proper pissed. When someone says Im on a Nixon tonight it means they are going to go on a proper bender, Only the strongest can survive going on a Nixon. You have to be a proper party animal to be able to handle it.

''Hey Joe was on a right Nixon last night, proper hanging today''

''Im sooooo rough, was on a Nixon at the weekend''

''Can't get out my pit today mate, went on a Nixon last night''

On a Nixon by Lollypop82 August 27, 2013