Nihoned

(adj) - Getting own3d in Japan. When you go to Japan and spend all your money on crazy expensive stuff such that you can barely afford the cost to get back home and certainly can't afford to buy gifts for friends and family or meet other subsequent life obligations.

I was planning on going back to college for another semester but got Nihoned over summer break.

Nihoned by Overdrivegear December 7, 2016

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Nixoned

The act of two men embracing and accidently touching penises. Named after Richard Nixon.

"Dude, you hugged me too tight. I think we Nixoned!"

Nixoned by Druid 13 January 2, 2012

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Nixoned

When you lose so badly in a game you basically get squashed completely in a landslide. Named after Richard Nixon; in reference to the 1972 election landslide

Dude that last match was an absolute embarrassment, we didn't just get wrecked, we got completely Nixoned!

Nixoned by Axy0m September 26, 2020

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Nixoned it

Leaving putts short of the hole

We have a golf buddy named Nixon that always leaves the putts short. So whenc anyone else leaves a putt short we say "you Nixoned it"

Nixoned it by IZZY1375 May 16, 2025

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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