Nigslexia

The condition which causes some black people to pronounce the word "ask" like "axe." There are no known treatments as of the present.

"Sir, we are conducting a survey of urban environments around the United States if you wouldn't mind answering a few questions. First, do you suffer from nigslexia?"

"Ayo why you think you can axe me sumfin like dat tho?"

"I see. I'll go ahead and check 'yes' for the first question then."

Nigslexia by qcfwbg September 5, 2013

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Niglexic

Any learning disability associated with being black

Ben: Dang, I had that all backwards.
Claire: You sure did
Ben: Man, that's cause I am strait niglexic

Niglexic by BigMacMan987 October 21, 2009

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Related Words

Nigslexia • Nigleria • Nigletian • Niglexic

Nigleria

Word used by white people when they don't know how to say Nigeria.

That damn black guy is from Nigleria or something.

Nigleria by asff July 28, 2009

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Nigletian

Used to define a group of Eli tribe

" Wassup my Nigletian"

Nigletian by fattyumessedupmyserve November 3, 2022

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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