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Late Night Shots 

Late Night Shots is another social networking site modeled after sites like Facebook. Membership is open through invitation only.

Based in Washington, DC, Late Night Shots, or LNS for short, is extremely conservative and built for the DC-based Republican elite. It bills itself as "a closed social network which allows you to explore your city's social landscape and bar scene." According to the DC-area blog Wonkette, LNS is "America’s Fastest-Growing Coked-Out Republican Hill Staffer Douchebag Invite-Only Web Community" and "for DC’s best and whitest."

Message board topics on LNS have included what to do when you find out your significant other lied about their sorority affiliation in college, why $30,000/year is an acceptable handout from your parents after college, what to do if you accidentally rape your girlfriend, and why the trendy DC neighborhood Adams Morgan is ghetto.
That coke-sniffing douchebag is a member of Late Night Shots. What an idiot.
Late Night Shots by maryjanie November 30, 2006

NightShower 

The act of showering at night, an activity that provides several advantages over its far more common counterpart, the MorningShower, including but not limited to:

(1) The feeling of going to bed squeaky clean

(2) The ability of being able to sleep in as long as possible in the morning because one does not have to deal with showering in their morning routine

(3) Less frequent need to launder sheets due to decreased filth accumulation

(4) The ability to end one's day in quiet reflection with a hot relaxing shower

(5) Communal showers are less crowded at night
MorningShowerer: "Dude, I gotta get up at 9:00am tomorrow."

NightShowerer: "Sucks to be you, man. I NightShower. My alarm is set for 9:15am."

NightShowerer: "Alright, lets blow this popsicle stand. I gotta go NightShower."
NightShower by NightShowerer7 October 18, 2012

Trixie Nightshock 

Leland streetwalker and prostitute. Alter ego of Rosette. Only comes out at night/early morning with partner, Raquelle Razorkiss. May resemble Kelly Osbourne and/or a heroin addict.
"I got the best 2 in 1 deal last night from Trixie Nightshock".

or

"Have you seen the slut medley Trixie Nightshock and Raquelle Razorkiss made?"
Trixie Nightshock by itsFlossy October 31, 2008

NightShower 

The act of showering at night, an activity that provides several advantages over its far more common counterpart, the MorningShower, including but not limited to:

(1) The feeling of going to bed squeaky clean
(2) The ability of being able to sleep in as long as possible in the morning because one does not have to deal with showering in their morning routine
(3) Less frequent need to launder sheets due to decreased filth accumulation
(4) The ability to end one's day in quiet reflection with a hot relaxing shower
(5) Communal showers are less crowded at night
MorningShowerer: "Dude, I gotta get up at 9:00am tomorrow."
NightShowerer: "Sucks to be you, man. I NightShower. My alarm is set for 9:15am."

NightShowerer: "Alright, lets blow this popsicle stand. I gotta go NightShower."
NightShower by NightShowerer78 October 1, 2012