1 definition by NightShowerer78
The act of showering at night, an activity that provides several advantages over its far more common counterpart, the MorningShower, including but not limited to:
(1) The feeling of going to bed squeaky clean
(2) The ability of being able to sleep in as long as possible in the morning because one does not have to deal with showering in their morning routine
(3) Less frequent need to launder sheets due to decreased filth accumulation
(4) The ability to end one's day in quiet reflection with a hot relaxing shower
(5) Communal showers are less crowded at night
(1) The feeling of going to bed squeaky clean
(2) The ability of being able to sleep in as long as possible in the morning because one does not have to deal with showering in their morning routine
(3) Less frequent need to launder sheets due to decreased filth accumulation
(4) The ability to end one's day in quiet reflection with a hot relaxing shower
(5) Communal showers are less crowded at night
MorningShowerer: "Dude, I gotta get up at 9:00am tomorrow."
NightShowerer: "Sucks to be you, man. I NightShower. My alarm is set for 9:15am."
NightShowerer: "Alright, lets blow this popsicle stand. I gotta go NightShower."
NightShowerer: "Sucks to be you, man. I NightShower. My alarm is set for 9:15am."
NightShowerer: "Alright, lets blow this popsicle stand. I gotta go NightShower."
by NightShowerer78 April 28, 2012