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Night Bus Dance

The dance you decide to have that makes you miss your last train home.
We were out having a shocking time when Norman thought he noticed a hot chick giving him serious cut eye on the dance floor. Norm suddenly got excited and pogo-ed onto the floor, knocking into people and causing a domino effect. 15 revellers toppled over into a heap. Furious, the hot chick toe-punted him in his tip and threw her Tahiti Ticker cocktail in his face. The bouncers dived on him and proceeded to batter him with bicycle chains until the ambulance arrived.

We got into an all-against-all brawl on the N25 home. I was taken to the London Hospital in a Police helicopter!

Fucking Norm and his Night Bus Dance!!!
Night Bus Dance by Surf Biffin September 5, 2007

Night Bus Friend 

A fun-loving friend or associate who favours staying out on an evening even after the most convenient form of public transport has stopped running
"Did Bob get the Tube home after the pub shut on Friday?" "No, we went to a club until 4am. Bob's my Night Bus Friend."
Night Bus Friend by LastOrders March 12, 2009

baghdad night bus 

When a group of naked men form an orderly line ballsack to ballsack (balls next to balls) hence Baghdad night bus. And when having a "good" time they shout "Baghdad!". The sound of ball "thwacking" can be heard from the UK to Baghdad.
James, kris and Chris had a thwacking Baghdad night bus last night!

night business 

The act of doing #2 late at night with a drink while watching movies on a laptop, after your girlfriend (or boyfriend) has gone to bed.
Girl: "OK, I'm going to bed - are you coming?"
Guy: "Soon - I just have to do some night business."

christmas night mega bust 

The most holy night of them all when after a months pain of no nut November and through December a man finally chokes his chicken and lets out his biggest night of the year
Man 1: Yo man you doing No Nut November ?

Man 2: Hell yea gonna get the Christmas Night Mega Bust after.

As busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night 

A colloqial expression from the Springfield Massachusetts area, one would use this to indicate being busy. In the 1890s, Carrie Pratt ran a brothel, and Saturday nights were busy, apparently.
I have been doing so many errands today, I feel as busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night.