network admin

One who has been appointed to oversee the operation and maintenance of a computer network.

The characteristics of network admins are all strikingly similar. They are mostly all somewhat intelligent; not smart enough to be an engineer, but not dumb enough to flip burgers. To make up for their lack of intelligence and inability to contribute meaningfully to the field of computers, they have cocky, elitist attitudes.

Network admins think they are special, and will act as if they own the office, when in reality, they will never transcend the level of cleaning viruses. Network admins can often be seen traveling in packs; stroking each other's egos because no one else will.

Computer Programmer: "Hey network admin, set up this router while I finish compiling this database."

network admin: "Well I have more important things to be--"

Computer Programmer: "Shut up bitch."

by Novocaine October 17, 2005

Network Administrator

To be a Network Administrator, you must first become JEDI. Once an Administrator, you can do everything and anything you want. Including getting paid to eat donuts, shoot your felow employees monitors, then replace them. Also Network Administrators get all the "tang"

by Windexter April 16, 2003

Network Administrator

1) Someone who is appointed to maintain a level of control over a Network, he is also responcible for the upkeep of the Network, or the hiring of service personnel.
2) Someone who hires, fires, and maintains the other hired personnel on a Network (usually maitnance personnel or other subordinates)
3) Someone who owns or plays a good part in running a Network

The Network Administrator has fixed the Webserver.

by Teegtahn December 16, 2003

Network Administrator

A male who hangs out with far too many facially ugly women. See also: Network.

Chase is the biggest Network Administrator I've ever met.

by Handsome P. Beautiful May 13, 2003