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Netflixion

Netflixion
Noun net-flik-shuh n
1. Used to describe the condition of watching multiple episodes (or seasons), on Netflix without interruption.
2. A state of mental and physical paralysis. Feelings of loss, grief, and calamity may be experienced.
During recovery from this condition signs of withdrawal may be pronounced.
She has a mild netflixion, resulting in her being late for work.
by Thinkone September 22, 2016
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netflixion

Illness due to inability to resist 'next episode'
This latest bout with netflixion is gonna keep me off me off my feet for a few days.
by BobBeck-AMP March 10, 2015
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Netflexing

When someone doesn’t have Netflix and you flex on them that you have it
Jack: Stop netflexing on me
by 9797363 May 19, 2019
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NextFlixing

NextFlixing is when you endlessly cycle through the movie and TV titles on a streaming service finding stuff you're not interested in or want to watch just not right now. This is normally followed by settling on something you've already seen and falling asleep moments later.
"Last night I spent an hour NextFlixing before deciding to watch the same episode of Star Trek I have seen 100 times."
by HarryPro January 30, 2019
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Netflixobia

Fear of others discovering the content of your Netflix queue.
Cause of the affliction is typically: 1)the presence of movies you'd never be caught dead seeing in the theaters but which you're secretly dieing to see, such as movies starring Amanda Bynes or movies based on Nicolas Sparks novels; 2) presence of classic movies like Star Wars or The Godfather, which you have never seen, and will be publicly reprimanded for having missed; 3) presence of all 7 seasons of Hercules: The Legendary Adventures
Girl 1: "I had to close my browser immediately so the cute guy in my office couldn't see that I added "She's the Man" to my queue."
Girl 2: "Sounds like a bad case of Netflixobia."
by greatkate January 30, 2009
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Netflixin' it

The act of making a business decision so misguided as to border on absolute stupidity, leaving everyone else to wonder what the hell you're thinking.
Steve: Hey, Joe! Nice work on raising prices by 60% and changing the name of one of our most popular services to something stupid. You've really been Netflixin' it lately!

Joe: Thanks, Steve! I was thinking of also introducing the rebrand to our customers via an apology letter.

Steve: Good plan!
by itshulutime September 23, 2011
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netflixman

Meaning a person who comes into work only to watch movies on netflix, only to escape the realities of life, which usually include his wife.
Did you have rough day at home netflixman?
by Third shift friends September 10, 2012
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