Nervester

n.

1) refers to a person who spends too much time dating on Nerve.com raher than meeting people in "real life."
2) you can sometimes spot these persons from their "witty" profiles on Nerve.com around town, especially in the Village and on the L train.

Matilda: Juliet (RedPiper72) is a serious Nervester. She went out with HungryLad462, RedPlume71, Chomsky01, ElectricLoins66 and Beatle_Box all last week. too bad she never gets past a second date--much less a first one. Is it because she is impolite and a big drunk...or is her ass just too big? What do ya think?

Glynnis: Her ass is definitely big...but the rest is true as well.

Matilda: Yeah.

by katesherlock November 8, 2004

nerdstered

A phenomenon resulting from an attempt to pass off a fallacious story as factual, only to subsequently have the story proven wrong, resulting in exhibited defensiveness, bitterness and embarrassment on the part of the teller of said false story.

Synonym: PWNT

The term was derived from the following thread (created by a poster names "nerdster") on the NC State message boards:
http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=178&f=2535&t=2721704

Note the weak attempts at insulting those who are laughing at the expense of him having "nerdstered" himself throughout the thread.

by The Herlihy Boy October 20, 2008

Nerdosterone

Nerdosterone is a hormone found in Nerds similar to Testosterone found in athletes.

The nerdosterone level at the sci-fi convention was through the roof.

by bigtaco January 15, 2011

Nerdster

An intelligent, nerdy, not-quite hipster.

I met this nerdster. She wears ray-bans while studying atomic physics.

by Tapdncingchemist June 17, 2009

norwester

What people from the Pacific Northwest refer to offshore winds.

Yo dude that was a gnarly norwester that came in the other day. It knocked my Birkenstocks right off me feet!

by SurrendryeBooty69 April 22, 2023

Nerdster

Someone who could very easily be a nerd, but is reserved in class, and almost never shows off his intelligence. Considered to be very cool by his peers. Usually a lot smarter than the suck-ups, nerds, teacher's pets, etc, and is the real teacher's favorite.

Teacher: Now who can tell me what the white whale symbolizes in Moby Dick?

Regular Nerd: That's simple! The whale is evil!

Teacher: Very good, the exact answer i was looking for! Wait, Mr. Fisher, what do you think?

Fisher: The whale symbolizes a vengeful God. This was forshadowed by the sermon on Jonah's hubris near the beginning. Ahab thought he was a modern day Jonah, and he thought he could kill God. But, his life is taken in the end because of his hubris, similar to Jonah.

Teacher: That... That's brilliant, Mr. Fisher...brilliant.

Student: Dude, you're such a nerdster!

Fisher: Meh.

by DanMonkfish December 11, 2009

Nerbster

Someone who, Forgetfully, leaves beer at someones house for other people to drink.

Josh left his beer in the cooler when he left. He is a nerbster.

by Studderin_Stanley August 20, 2010