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Nerdor

noun. Nerdor is comitted when one uses a smartphone (Blackberry iPhone etc.) during a conversation (group or one- on one). One can be double or triple nerdored when more than one person in the conversation commits nerdor.
Sally was enjoying the conversation with her good friends until she looked over and saw Joe committing nerdor
by Eloquent_Enthusiast June 18, 2011
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Nerder

(noun)
The crime of unlawfully killing a person by a nerd.

Nerder is usually commited in a video game, chess game, or similar nerdy enviroment.

(verb)
to kill (a newb) unkindly and with premeditated malice.
12 yr old: I'm gonna team kill you
Average player: Fool, I'll nerder you...

nerd nerderer nerderous
by Nerderous September 8, 2009
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Nerdoscopes

The type of big nerdy specs that are as thick the bottom of a bottle
Hey, check out the English teacher's new nerdoscopes ! She looks like she's got 2 jam-jars strapped to her face
by Bruce the Trucker March 22, 2019
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nerdometer

nerd-o-meter /nərd-‘α-mət-ər or ‘nərd-o-‘mit-ər/ pl. –s n. E nerd + Gk –meter MORE AT measure (2010): an instrument that measures the degree to which a person or persons perform or engage in analyses of unusual topics (ie. science fiction, mathematics, etc) that are likely to be regarded as pointless, uninteresting, impractical or just fucking weird.

adj. nerd-o-met-ric /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk/

adv. nerd-o-met-ric-ally /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk-li/

n. nerd-o-met-ry /nərd-’α-mət-ri/

n. nerd-o-met-rics /nərd-ə-‘mεt-rIks/
You guys really set off the nerdometer when you connected Middle English to Star Trek like that.
by Nerdometrist June 5, 2010
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nerdrettes

An affliction commonly occurring in nerds that causes them to join nearby conversations uninvited. This normally occurs when the conversation is about a topic the nerd has some knowledge of.

The effects of nerdrettes can be suppressed with force of will, but many nerds lack the social grace to do so.
Man: Those people attending the game convention across the street seem to be all dressed up.

Woman: Yeah, it must be some sort of shooter game thing - see how they all have plastic guns?

Nerd: They're cosplaying as characters from the game Valkyria Chronicles. It's a turn-based military tactics game for PS3.

Man: We weren't talking to you.

Nerd: Sorry, my nerdrettes got the better of me... Do you want some Pocky?
by Kinzel September 5, 2010
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Nerderly

An old person who knows how to use the internet, mobile phones, or such gizmos and gadgets.

These rare creatures are to be nurtured.
At 104 @IvyBean104 on Twitter is among the nerderly elite
by Hannibal_Lecture November 18, 2009
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nerdophilia

Strong erotic affinity, preference or fixation with people who display a high level of intellectual ability and below-average social skills.
The wealth and popularity of online entrepreneurs has made nerdophilia more socially acceptable than ever. Geeks and nerds are suddenly moving up in the hotness scale...
by Virginia Ottenlips July 25, 2011
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