After having anal sex with your partner of choice, you extract your penis, only to find your penis is covered in, blood, semen and shit, the same colors in a neopolitan ice cream
i had anal with Karen the other day, i went home with a neopolitan!
by CrucifiedOutlaw May 10, 2023
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Gentleman's version of the Cretin's "Shocka". Where in a dandy fellow takes his (or her) freshly manicured digits, inserts two in a lady's Flower and one into her Eye of Horus. The then proceeds to row and joust about with precision and rhythm until the Belladonna has reached a moment of ecstasy.

Also the name of a Guns of Boom veteran Player# 33073105 who will gladly apply such methods to your player; minus the flower, and with a mother fucking shotgun.

Bring it,noob.
OMFG, you just got the Neopolitan Love Fist, with a God Damn Blunderbuss.

You brought this on yourself.
by Chony Baloney March 15, 2018
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