National YEET Day 

I was gonna do National Texting Day, a day in history where people text each other. Oh wait. That already exists. Every single day.

Why don’t we do National YEET Day? Where we YEET other people phones into oblivion.

Guy 1: Ayo bruh, u know it’s national YEET day?

Guy 2: Nah bro, whas da about?

*phone gets yeeted*

Guy 2: Wtf bro?

National YEET Day by Nazi OwO April 30, 2020

National yeet hydro flask day 

November 2nd is the day when you can yeet the hydro flasks

National yeet hydro flask day Yeet the hydroflasks

National yeet hydro flask day by No hydroflasks October 30, 2019

National Yeet short people day 

On November 12 you can throw any person under 5,4 with no permission needed, Similar to that of national throw short people day and is just another excuse to abuse short people.

“Ayyyyy John how’s it be”
“Not great every Mf be throwing me for sum reason”

“Well mf it National Yeet short people day shoulda drank milk as kid bitch”

National Yeet short people day by Baaabbby. November 11, 2021

National yeet a short person day

On October 21st, you can throw anyone under 5' 6". No permission required.

Boy 1: What day is it?
Boy 2: October 21st
Boy 1: Isn't that National yeet a short person day?
Boy 2: It is?
Boy 1: How tall are you?
Boy 2: 5' 3*
Boy 1 proceeds to yeet boy 2

National yeet a short person day by Parsunic October 18, 2021