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National Get Head Day 

April 27, National get head day might be the best day of the year. Get your girl friend, friend, fellow gang member, or even someone you have a thing with to give you head.
Boy: Hey it’s national head day
Girl: Oh ok

(Girl gets on knees and proceeds to give head)

(Girl finishes)

Boy: Wow thanks! Have a wonder National Get Head Day

Girl: Ya you too
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National Get Head Day 

October 16th
You walk up to your crush and ask for head and you shall receive
“Hey today is National get head day, can I have some head.”

national get head day 

may 17th is an amazing day. it’s the day where you get head to your significant other
yo you heard on may 17th .... i’m getting sum later tonight.... my shorty bouta go down it’s national get head day

National get head from your ex day 

Your ex has to give you head on may 19 or she a ho ass bitch
Did you know its National get head from your ex day?
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026