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Nakobe is a guy with the best hair you have ever seen. His love for baseball caps will likely bring him far in life. He can be a competitive person when it comes to arguing about who's a better goalie. Nakobe is a notably kind person, in fact, it is next to impossible to think of something annoying he has ever done. Has issues getting nerf guns to work, and is good at pull-ups. He has brown eyes, freckles, and is slightly below average height. He has almost shoulder length brown hair. "But it's not like bad long hair, it looks good, not like one of those times where you're like why does that person have long hair."- a random stranger. Never rob him.
Person 1: OMG who was that really nice guy with the cool hair?
Person 2: That was Nakobe, duh. Who else would it be.
Person 1: Cool
Nakobe by Me from Earth2 July 5, 2017
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A feisty female, born to be a warrior. Loves muffins, truth or dare, and blue hair dye. She will kick men in the balls if they try to hit on her without background. Names inanimate objects. Has a nice curve to her hips, medium breasts. Bad idea to walk up and ask her something personal. Good luck!
Naobe by JumpyBurger9 January 13, 2015
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Best person youll ever meet. A super funny person that never fails to make you smile, always cracking the best jokes, specially during texts/conversations. They are into/use very sarcastic jokes, with weird and dark (not offensive) humor. Also a very caring person, who will always have your back, Best friend you could ask for.
WOW, Naiobe made me uncontrollably laugh
Naiobe by yomamasofatlmaooooo November 22, 2021

Nanobender 

one who wears a thong; also spefically a man that wears and struts around in the said thong; nanobending can be said as one who pursues thong wearers aka putting this person in the same boat was a lurk or flamer
Reggie is a total nanobender cause he wears thongs.

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Someone who is trying to get better everyday but it doesn't seem like one day they'll be fine.
Nahobe is fucked up.
Nahobe by Lulq November 22, 2021
Look at that black man, I bet his name is Nakoren.
Nakoren by Amonguslolo January 27, 2022
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