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imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear 

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bro imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear

"I'm not wearing those pants." 

When something is uncomfortable or awkward, and you want to avoid it, or change the subject.
Someone says:
How did your date last night go?
You say:
"I'm not wearing those pants."