Mycroft

*THE* British Government and the most dangerous man you will ever meet.

•Mycroft: "For goodness sake! I occupy a minor position in the British Government."
•Sherlock: "He is the British Government - when he's not too busy being the Secret Service or the CIA on a freelance basis. Good evening, Mycroft. Try not to start a war before I get home, you know what it does for the traffic."

―Sherlock and Mycroft in "A Study In Pink".

by I•believe•in•Sherlock•Holmes January 3, 2014

Pulling a mycroft

When you forget to turn off the stove, when making tea, after a number of hours, your water has evaporated, and your pot is seared; consequently also, when you forget to turn the stove on and you wonder, after a lengthy period, why the water isn't the least bit hot. *Can be used in reference to any kitchen dealings.

"Jenny, the water evaporated, you pulled a Mycroft again!" - "Silly water won't boil if I pull a Mycroft."

Pulling a Mycroft/When failing as a human in the kitchen.

by Zombiebile December 1, 2014

mycroftphobia

The fear of jogging in the morning.

Mycroft suffered from mycroftphobia, which is why he only jogs in the afternoon.

by Rosamund Watson January 10, 2017

Mycroftphillia

Noun (my-croft-fill-ia)

The excessive desire to collect umbrellas; a devotion to cake.

Alternative meanings:
The desperate fear of diet and exercise.

Do you seriously have a sword hidden in your umbrella?
Of course, I have Mycroftphillia.

Maybe you should diet-
*screams and cries*

What’s wrong?
He has Mycroftphillia.
Oh, sorry.

by an0n143 January 15, 2021

mycrofting

When a particularly sexually-adventurous chap takes a rusty vice-clamp and secures it rigidly at opposing points of his anus, and proceeds to twist clockwise until the pain is too much to bear and a black hole forms, sucking everything within a 100 mile radius into his super-tight rectum. This will generally produce an especially violent supernova within this man's colon, most likely affecting the next few day's bowel movements.

Craven Morehead: *weeps openly* I was so sad about my girlfriend breaking up with me that I went mycrofting all night long. My anoos is soooooo sore. I'm afraid to go to the doctor because the vice is still stuck on my asshole.

Jack Mayhoff: Were you feeling really lonely or something?

Ken Yah Swalo: (entering) No, I forced him to do it. I thought it would help him get over his girlfriend. (pause)... It didn't work.

by Wilma F. Ingerdoo February 21, 2014

microft

my latvian English teacher didn't know how to spell minecraft and just typed in microft and made it a sentence.

Edvards was studying English yesterday the whole evening when someone invited him to join microft.

by Specko October 12, 2021