MySpace Addict

A MySpace addict is A person who is on MySpace 24/7 and is always finding new and cool MySpace layouts. Usually has a custom MySpace that looks more like a website. May have allot of friends and custom pictures of themselves.

Jennifer: (calling Josh)What are you doing?
Josh: I'm on MySpace
Jennifer: again!? Your always on!
Josh: Because I have nothing better to do.
Jennifer: Dude your A Myspace Addict

MySpace Addict by DjJennyfe July 11, 2007

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Myspace Addict

A complete loser who has about 3 friends in real life but has a friend list of 5,000 on Myspace, and messages the few friends they do have to try and make onlookers think that their life is cool and/or interesting.

Awesome!111Gothgurl: "OMFG JENNY!!11 I saw u at teh gothconcert last night and u looked so hawt! Isn't being a myspace addict teh r0x0rz?!?!"

Punksk8rGirl: "Omg ya!!!11 We rox, because we can send these messages when it is quicker to just go next door and talk 2 eachother!!!11"

Myspace Addict by Reuben Hood December 15, 2008

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Myspace Addicts

PEOPLE who B-U-G their FrEinds To get on Fucking myspace and ask them to check it every fucking 10 minutes just to find a girlfriend and rub it in their friends face, and make everyone mad at the person who is trying to help them get off of myspace, (not letting THEM GET FUCKING ADDICTED TO FUCKING MYSPACE AND ONCE AGAIN FUCKING ADDICTED),and myspace Makes you lose your friends more them make them so before you get it then think twice before you get one, it will make you lose your freinds and make your freinds make your parents get mad at you for not getting on it for your friends and your freinds will ignore you and if they are not on myspace then they will T-E-X-T ALL night long, AND LIKE I SAID YOUR PARENT WILL GET MAD AT YOU NOT your Friends, BUt anyways if you have a freind who has a myspace plzzzzzzzI BEG OF IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO LOSE YOUR FRIENDS AND HAVE YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER MAD AT PLZZ PLZ PLZ DO NO LET THEM GET ONE plzz plzz plzzz plzzz DO NOT get to be one of the myspace addicts..but really do not become a Myspace Addict.

myspace is like a troublemaker but, sriously be Smart and do not become a myspace addicts.

Myspace Addicts by Josh 0101 October 13, 2007

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

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Collective 600 pound gorilla

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.

The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.

Collective 600 pound gorilla by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

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Team of Destiny

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.

example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."

Team of Destiny by BIGDADY February 8, 2024

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