My mom

a very very scary person. beware of her spookiness
my friend: OMG IS THAT A VAMPIRE
me: no its my mom
by bobrossthescary January 06, 2022
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A sweet kind loving person that supports me with all I need!
My mom is so nice!
by Layla12345 March 23, 2019
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She’s beautiful and caring and is incredible 😎✌️🧡
My mom is the best!
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How the hell does the crap above this get into urbandictionary....cmon people..we need editors that actually read it..not just click and go "next".......this is ridicoulous...i submitted something that was actually real...its used around here but then this stuff gets put in
man that stuff is mega crapzorz..i'dnt it..my mom writes better stuff than that
by what tha mangorino November 18, 2005
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shes a hoe that has no life and wont let me hav one, shes ways to protective and calls me a hoe, she only trust very few friends and thinks the other ones are criminals which they arint that fuckin hoe
Whoa shit man my moms way to protective
by PYRO October 11, 2004
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The Reverse of saying "Your Mom" as a joke. it can be used in the same way. People use it if you don't want to hurt someone feeling about there mom. A good way to laugh at your self. Most of the time when used it doesn't make sense but is still funny. This is best see in used in the Cartoon network TV Show "Regular Show" by Muscle Man.
Person 1- Hey I'm gonna do my homework now
Person 2- You know who else is gonna do there homework now? My mom!
by awesomebjw October 05, 2011
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a phrase commonly used by a character in the show " Regular Show ", that character is named " Muscle Man " a friend of the main characters " Mordecai " and " Rigby "
guess who doesn't take a shower "my mom"
by darwinCx March 22, 2019
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