Mustard dispenser 

The mustard dispenser is when you stick your Oscar Mayer under her salad bar then you punch her in the money pocket so hard that golden spicy brown drips out onto your meat.

I gave my cunt a Mustard dispenser because she was dumb enough not to buy me condoms.

Mustard dispenser by Shiconia August 26, 2010

Mustard dispenser 

A sex act in which a man has reverse cowgirl anal sex with a pregnant woman and in the middle of sex punches her in the stomach so hard she aborts the fetus then and there and drips said fetus onto the mans genitals.

Sally: Speaking of clinics I need to go to there and see if I'm charring, unless of course you wanna do the mustard dispenser ;)

Linus: What the fuck is the mustard dispenser...

Mustard dispenser by ojo_tango July 15, 2021