This is a shameful act that only happens in desperation when you are home alone and have completely run out of toilet paper. With your pants around your ankles, squat walking, and your hands spreading the butt cheeks so you don't smear shit everywhere, you walk this way to your roommates bathroom to finish the job.
Greg had to do the muddy butt duck walk to my bathroom to get more toilet paper.
The humid poopy butt stank aroma forced through a fat girls ass crack when she sits down to fast and causes a pungent wind drift that smells of a sweaty, poopy and dirty pubic hair stench that gives males a hard on because it reminds them of butt fucking a fat girl on a hot and humid summer night
Tanya's muddy butt stank filled my nostrils like rotten cake batter that made me throw up in my mouth a little bit right after I tounge punched her fart box that resembled a boiling mud hole that I saw at Yellowstone national park while on vacation this summer.
The worst possible boul movement of your life, it’s the worst of the worst, hell if it was a shit, your sliding around on the toilet trying to keep traction but all of the feces beneath your ass is keeping you from staying on the seat, your yet to know what happens next, so you accept your fate.
The end result of clenching your butt cheeks together on a turtle head making it's way outside of your ass. This especially happens when you're short on film time and can't take a break to take a giant dump, and always requires wet-wipes to completely wipe yourself clean.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.