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Muddy Butt 

When one takes a poop. And doesn't wipe well enough. And when they sweat in their butt crack. It creates mud in there butt.
Dude, I need to go to the bathroom. I got a bad case of the Muddy Butt
Muddy Butt by acerz2able August 27, 2016
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muddy butt skipper

someone that like to skip to and lick dirty ass butt cover in shit.
a guy going around just licking a dirty ass and making it clean the going to do it agian to another person that makes them a muddy butt skipper

muddy butt duck walk 

This is a shameful act that only happens in desperation when you are home alone and have completely run out of toilet paper. With your pants around your ankles, squat walking, and your hands spreading the butt cheeks so you don't smear shit everywhere, you walk this way to your roommates bathroom to finish the job.
Greg had to do the muddy butt duck walk to my bathroom to get more toilet paper.

muddy butt stank 

The humid poopy butt stank aroma forced through a fat girls ass crack when she sits down to fast and causes a pungent wind drift that smells of a sweaty, poopy and dirty pubic hair stench that gives males a hard on because it reminds them of butt fucking a fat girl on a hot and humid summer night
Tanya's muddy butt stank filled my nostrils like rotten cake batter that made me throw up in my mouth a little bit right after I tounge punched her fart box that resembled a boiling mud hole that I saw at Yellowstone national park while on vacation this summer.

Muddy Butt Slimes 

The worst possible boul movement of your life, it’s the worst of the worst, hell if it was a shit, your sliding around on the toilet trying to keep traction but all of the feces beneath your ass is keeping you from staying on the seat, your yet to know what happens next, so you accept your fate.
Yo bro that Taco Bell gave me the worst muddy butt slimes of my life.

Mudd Butt 

When you take a shit and it looks like pure swamp juice just came out of your asshole! The kind of shit that is runny....but not pure ass piss!
Holy shit...I drank an ass-load of beer last night and now I have mudd butt!
Mudd Butt by TKleikamp January 21, 2009

Mudd Butt 

The end result of clenching your butt cheeks together on a turtle head making it's way outside of your ass. This especially happens when you're short on film time and can't take a break to take a giant dump, and always requires wet-wipes to completely wipe yourself clean.
Hi, I'm Doug Demuro and THIS is my Mudd Butt.
Mudd Butt by DougDemuro April 12, 2022
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