One who can get dirty when needed and grew up with humble beginnings. A mudboy must have a niceflow and be able to connect to Jesus for their free styling skills.
OG Mudbone was a porn star who was known for his ridiculously large cumshots and his horrifyingly loud orgasms. His dick’s totally fake, though. I mean, it’s like 18 inches long. That guy probably has 25 different Viagra perscriptions.
OG Mudbone: Oh yeah...just get it in there...look at my massive cock
Random woman: I’ve never had one this big before
OG: Oh. Uh. Uh. I’m gonna come. I’m gonna come. I’M GONNA COME!! OHHHHUHHHH HAHAHA UHHH FUCK UHHHHH
A mudbone hustler is someone who doesn't have much cash, but always seems to get by in style. This is a person who uses their wits to avoid being a "starving artist", but they aren't exactly getting rich either.
At any Phish show you'll see a pack of mudbones selling hemp necklaces trying to get enough for a ticket and some food.
The term originated from the Richard Pryor character Mudbone, who was a shoe shiner who'd been around the block a time or two.
That fool just made a bunch of 10 cent copies of his drawings and is selling them outside the show for a buck each. He lives in his car but he's at all the best shows with a drink in his hand, what a mudbone hustler!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*