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Its a small little town in Illinios. Where the rich kids who play Black Ops all night think they are cool because they are level 10 pretighe, or whatever it is called. And the stoners think they are cool because they smoke pot all day and wear pot shirts, but really what's the point your an open stoner. More than 75% of the town is on meth. Except for the preps who are perfect apparently and can say whatever they want to a teacher and not get in trouble.

All the girls do is get pregnant or act emo and cut themself.

All in all. Mt. Olive is a hick town. Dont use their bathrooms it will give you herpes. And dont eat thier Little Italy's Pizza it will give the shits.
There is no fucking way you are from Mt. Olive. If you DO NOT play Black Ops- Get high constantly- Have herpes- Are pregnant at 16-Act Emo but just want attention- Prep
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A town where spoiled rich kids think it's so damn cool to write a ten thousand word essay about how much it sucks. Yeah, we get it, Mt. Olive sucks balls. "Oh, there are ten thousand Dunkin Donuts and the chicks here are ho-bag, pregnant, dick-suck-for-drug sluts. No shit. We get it. Now stop bitching and complaining and go back to playing your WoW before your Mommies make you go to bed you socially retarded freak.
Man, i hate Mt. Olive so much! Look how cool i am by writing a lot about it! Maybe people and my friends will love me now because i'm just so not understood *pretends to cut wrists for attention*.
Mt. Olive by Awesome_Awesome May 9, 2009

Mt. Olive, WV 

A little po-dunk town in Fayette County WV. Everyone is related in some way, shape, or form, except for the ones that live at the correctional facility. Mt. Olive is commonly known as "The place where the new prison is" when giving directions to delivery personnel or out of town visitors. No one knows where Mt Olive is unless you mention the prison.
"Hey Dude, Lets go to Mt. Olive, WV"
"Where the fuck is that"
"You know where the new prison is?"
"Oh Yeah"
Mt. Olive, WV by trateandmate March 14, 2009

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026