Mrs Claus

A fat man women who sits around all day eating and watching reality shows
Mrs Claus is watching MTV
by supercutekid November 27, 2011
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Mrs. Claus Vagina

When a girl gets pounded too hard and too long, and her labia become swollen and red, like Mrs. Claus herself
Man, I had some rough sex last night, and now I am rockin' the Mrs. Claus Vagina
by T and H December 15, 2010
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Mrs. Claus

A sex act wherein a person with a penis jacks off and cums onto the forehead of their partner.
Colston was bored with just cumming on his girlfriend's back, so one day, he decided to give her the ole Mrs. Claus.
by notmyrealnamebeech December 14, 2019
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Dirty Mrs Claus

A Christmas-themed pegging. Dirty Mrs Claus is when she gets the opportunity to go up Santa’s chimney to simultaneously celebrate the season and take down the patriarchy all year.
This Christmas, I am hoping my husband will accept a Dirty Mrs Claus to help me relieve some stress from this Christmas.
by JMNS December 23, 2023
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