A sexual act in which one has anal sex with a man or woman, and after internal ejaculation, proceeds to remove the penis, and with the seamen and feces still on the tip, draw a brown and white moustache on their partners face. To which they then say "pleasure to meet you Mr Clarke"
by The Hard Bard October 13, 2021
The absolute worst teacher in the school and cannot teach for shit. he will ramble on for hours on end talking shit like he knows everything. He looks like an older Buzz Lightyear and calls women cows. Certified retard. When he talks it makes me want to jump in front of a train. He sounds like they got him off the street. Dumbass hasnt even put grades in since september (its now december). solid 3 out of 10. That three only comes from his blind ass that cant catch nobody on their phone so it's basically a free period. This NPC wheres the same set or clothes every day. Absolute germophobe prolly empties 5 hand sanitizer bottles a day. His musty ass uses some mint perfume making the whole school smell like mint. I fr walk past his office and and get blasted by that shit. Whole grade praying on his downfall.
Jamal: "Ayo why the whole school smell like mint?"
*walks past Mr. Clark*
Jamal: "Shit bro Mr. Clark be stinking up the whole school."
Teacher: "Do you like all your trachers this year?"
Jamal: "Not Mr. Clarks stupid ass."
Parent: "Mr. Clark seems like a real retard."
Jamal: "Ong he dont know shit."
*walks past Mr. Clark*
Jamal: "Shit bro Mr. Clark be stinking up the whole school."
Teacher: "Do you like all your trachers this year?"
Jamal: "Not Mr. Clarks stupid ass."
Parent: "Mr. Clark seems like a real retard."
Jamal: "Ong he dont know shit."
by HippityFlippity69 December 18, 2022
A fatass 7th grade teacher who is so stupid she makes her own problems her students problems aswell, not to mention that she is always moaning when she stands up or sits down or doing anything that requires one ounce of physical prowess. She also only favors up to 4 students out of a classroom of 30.
Mrs. Clark is a cow
by THEurbanmenace May 15, 2022
A big ass health teacher. Likes to get in your hair, always wanting to 💥 Dana in his 💥. Often tends to get "friend" instead of baked. Gets in your face, is really gullible and apparently has a "big butt"
by AZ7789 January 16, 2015
mr clark is that chill laid back english teacher who will let you re-sit and essay just because you want to
by ace yo-yo urbane August 25, 2023