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Mr. Rowe 

The gay teacher who ties students on his cot and then jacks off
8th grade girl - "I cant believe I survived

8th grade!"

Bob - "You talking about Mr. Rowe's obsession of touching kids?"
8th grade girl - "Of course"
Mr. Rowe by Mr. Rowe's dad June 3, 2020
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Mr. Rowe 

A dumb person who loves kids and kidnaps them
"OMFG, I actually escaped Mr. Rowe's room!"
"What was in there?"
"Lots of ropes and beds and it smelled like shit
Mr. Rowe by Mr. Rowe's dad June 3, 2020

Mr. Rowe 

a stupid nonce who likes touching up kids that are impubescent.
"If there age is on the clock they're ready for the cock."
"You talking about Mr. Rowe? "
"Indeed."
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