mr. whale: Thank you for adding me to your group! Use !help for a list of commands.

baldi scratch person: !leave YOU FUCKING MORON

mr. whale: Bye Bye 👋

mr. whale by elsqued December 19, 2023

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mr. whale

THE SLICE OF GARBAGE ON GAMEJOLT

user: !define gumball
mr. whale: gumball - a candy representing the feeling of chewing a t******e
user: what the fuck

mr. whale by elsqued November 1, 2024

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Mr. Whalen

Mr. Whalen is an absolute Chad and is the god of Golf
Mr. Whalen could snap your neck with a can of Diet Coke if he wanted to.

Guy 1: ayy bruh I got uuuuuhhhhh... Mr. Whalen next block
Guy 2: *dies*

Mr. Whalen by camisachad November 13, 2019

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MrWhaleIsntYourFriend

If You Are Reading This No
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MrWhaleIsntYourFriend No He Isnt

MrWhaleIsntYourFriend by Burger7987 July 20, 2021

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@mrwhale

The most fucking shithead ever, he has no reason to exist

Fuck @mrwhale

@mrwhale by Baldimoer December 5, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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