mouse shit

That annoying black crap that collects under your computer mouse (if you don't use a mouse pad.) What is it and where does it come from??

When my mouse isn't moving smoothly, I clean the mouse shit off the underside and it works much better.

mouse shit by shutupbecky April 14, 2010

Mickey Mouse Shit 

Term used to describe the childish actions of an adult.

Bob: Your telling me he tattled on you?

Jim Bo: Yeah, ain't that some Mickey Mouse Shit?

Mickey Mouse Shit by OmegaSeabee October 22, 2008

Micky Mouse bull shit 

Colorful way of describing any situation where immaturity, over repetitiveness in a child-like manner, or childish behavior that wears on someones nerves.

also can be used for almost any other BS situation the individual has to put up with repeatedly.

Possibly made in reference to Micky Mouse and his antics.

"you idiots fighting again? i'm not putting up with this Micky Mouse bull shit"

Micky Mouse bull shit by Malvolia November 26, 2011

Shit Moose 

An insulting term to describe a fat nasty bitch that you spot in a club. The term itself when screamed makes the person speaking it appear crazy, and the victim never realizes that they have been called out as being nasty.

Russell and I were at the Electric Cowboy the other night, and it seemed like every girl that walked by was a fucking Shit Moose.

Shit Moose by Mr. North March 23, 2008

Dead moose's last shit 

Just another way of saying i dont care, similar to i dont give 2 shits!

Note - "Shit" must be said with much more emphasis than other words

Invented by tourrets guy (youtube)

Guy1 "who drank my Mountain Dew!?!"
Guy2 "I dont give a dead moose's last SHITT!

Dead moose's last shit by Tadman October 15, 2012

shithouse mouse 

An incomprehensibly crazy person.

NB: Not used to describe a spell of psychotic behavior. A shithouse mouse is permanently insane.
Used as a comparative standard, usually vis-a-vis actual insanity.

The term originated as a more mellifluous alternative to the term shithouse rat; e.g., "as crazy as a shithouse rat."

Did you see Shavonne flip out and claw the skin off Joey Bag's arm last night? I'm glad you dumped that psycho, she's crazier than a shithouse mouse!

I saw the born-again Christians picketing at the train station again yesterday, every one of them crazier'na shithouse mouse.

shithouse mouse by pdreezy December 9, 2008

Shithouse mouse 

A lowly rodent who, out of desperation, has learned to live alongside man by occupying one of our less-than-ideal structures, the outhouse.

Eternally mocked by the rest of the animal kingdom for it's choice of habitat, it passes through life barely noticed by man except in this phrase: "Poorer than a shithouse mouse"

Clearly indicating that the individual described does not even possess the meager funds required to reside in an outhouse.

After being denied $20 from the ATM machine for lack of funds: "Damnit, I'm poorer than a shithouse mouse"

Shithouse mouse by Digital Logic May 27, 2003