Sweet Mother of Jesus

Mary, the mother of Jesus. This is typically an exclamation of disbelief, usually targeted at something so out there that it's hard to believe or process. You could also say "Holy shit!" -- it's quicker.

Sweet mother of Jesus! Did you see that chick just crush those beer cans with her 44HHH tits?!?!

by toxicsky February 08, 2010

Jesus Mother Licker

One who thinks of himself as higher in rank than others. As high as Jesus. A concieted mama's boy.

"Yo, who do ya think ya are?! Just cuz you got millions in da bank don't give you the right to act like a Jesus mother licker."

by sucker CMC and Ray December 15, 2009

mother jesus

One beta that does stuff. Second in command right after Cyber. She does stuff, I guess.

Omg it’s Mother Jesus!
Kool!!!

by Peeha Auntie November 25, 2019

Mother of Jesus Christ

Something you yell out when your team is losing or you have to pay a expensive bill.

John- Mother of Jesus Christ i can't believe the Patriots are losing to the Raiders

Me- I guess the patriots just suck

by Crzyfkr October 08, 2010