If being a moron hasn't gone wrong for you yet, its too bad for everyone else you haven't got yourself hurt at least once by your own actions.
Lindsay never told people about the times she fucked something up, since she liked to keep hearing them tell her about lucky she was to still be alive. Nobody ever told her anything harsh though, such as most morons wouldn't still be here today if they used your (lack of) judgment or self control. She was allowed by other people to talk her shit about every moron in the world, but the minute anybody did the same to her, they were cold hearted, or mean spirited, or nasty, always the other person was the bad guy.
by Solid Mantis December 30, 2019
Lindsay had to change seats and tires once a week, just to see what it was like. She also had to stick her tongue in an outlet, hit a landmine with a hammer, and skydive into a building at least once in life, or it wasn't a life, but she also has to preach to other people about not using their common sense, and about how they should straighten out their lives, since she needed to see what it was like to be a hypocrite like everyone else (except without realizing it). It must be fun to be a moron.
by Solid Mantis December 30, 2019
Citizens that don’t want to work, but instead feel their Government is responsible for taking care of their every need.
A person capable of working, and has job offers to work decides to continue collect government subsidized unemployment is a Moron.
by Comanche24 October 19, 2021
by LGB Community December 10, 2021
The word scientists forgot to add along with protons, electrons and neutrons, that describes how complete and utterly stupid someone is.
Me: Hey Connor want to go to the park later?
Connor: I didn't know we had a park.
Me: Connor, we've had it forever, its a block away from us.
Connor: Wow God really does exist,
Me: You know, scientists managed to discover electrons, protons and neutrons, but there is one they forgot.
Connor: What?
Me: MORONS.
Connor: I didn't know we had a park.
Me: Connor, we've had it forever, its a block away from us.
Connor: Wow God really does exist,
Me: You know, scientists managed to discover electrons, protons and neutrons, but there is one they forgot.
Connor: What?
Me: MORONS.
by Sans_Skeleton477 June 01, 2018
by Bons2 July 26, 2024
Old Demented looking Fart from Scranton PA that doesn't know his Ass from a hole in the ground, who was responsible for putting a Muslim. Communist Dictator into Office. Trying to ejaculate himself into the Presidency of the United States, where half the time, he couldn't tell you if he was on PLANET Earth or on Mars. Will surly get Clobbered by Trump in the 2020. Elections! The Man is a Moron!
by I DREAM OF GENIE March 11, 2020