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morning breath 

Known by many names, morning breath describes the horrible taste and smell your mouth has in the morning when you wake up, even if you've brushed your teeth and all the night before.

It's especially bad when coupled with a hangover.

Morning breath is the bane of all those who fall asleep together and wake up wanting to kiss (but hopefully don't for both of their sakes!).

At the very least pull a dental denial before kissing anyone in the morning!
She was disgusted when her boyfriend gave her a kiss as soon as he woke up and promptly told him that morning breath can kill small woodland creatures.
morning breath by malathia February 10, 2006
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Pacific Ocean Morning Breath 

When, in a West Coast state. Specifically Oregon or Northern Calfornia, morning cloud cover blocks out the sun in the morning later to be burned off by the sun, in the summer season.
This Cloud Cover is killing me.
Don't worry, it's just Pacific Ocean Morning Breath.

Built like morning breath 

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Built like morning breath 

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