morning dove

when you wake up with morning wood and shove it in your sleeping partners mouth, and they wake up and start making noise sounding like a dove.

I woke up with morning wood and gave Jessica a morning dove, she cooed and loved it.

by Dr. Big Junk January 14, 2009

Mourning Dove

The cutest bird in the whole wide world. Its recognizable call of “woo-oo woo woo woo” actually means “where is friend?” Friend? Friend? Friend?” They like to eat and sleep and nothing else.

My friend said he doesn’t like mourning doves so I beat him up and left him in a dumpster in an alleyway

by Mourning Dovie November 20, 2022