Mormon Sex

Being in a close proximity to a member of opposite sex. Usually within two bible lengths of the person.

my ra just had mormon sex.

by Famous February 19, 2005

Mormon Butt Sex

The act of having anal sex while maintaining vaginal virginity. The term arose from the tradition of Mormon girls convincing themselves that "anal sex" does not count as "sex," and therefore is acceptable to engage in before marriage.

I'm a virgin, but I don't have Mormon butt sex.

by Pharrahhh April 9, 2010

sex mormon

a sex mormon is a very sexual mormon, they are quite homophobic and usually drive toyota highlanders, they have sexual intercourse quite frequently, dailey even

it’s one of the two major group (the gays are the other)

“my friend hayley is a sex mormon”

“omg can i become one?”

“hit her up!”

by penisfartpenisfart November 3, 2022

what kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?

Derek is a faggot with no hair and wears jeans really short like :)

Hugs: Derek you look weird
Derek: fuck you Idc what I look like!!
Hugs: your very What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?

by fezz hugz May 14, 2015

Moronsexual

Being attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively

A: I'm proud to identify as a moronsexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy once asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
B: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
A: *taking off their clothes* omg you're so damn stupid.

by bellkiryuu July 14, 2020

Moronsexual

A sexuality where you like idiots and only dumbasses

I love her so much but her grades are bad I think I'm moronsexual

by YeetTheBeet November 6, 2019

mormosexual

A man whose mannerisms make it obvious that he is homosexual--triggering most people's gay-dar--but lives a heterosexual, closeted lifestyle because of his LDS (Mormon) faith.

Lyle sure has an immaculate attention to detail, and ever since he saw the movie Juno he's always giggling about the term "pork sword." Even though he and his wife have six kids, I think he's a total Mormosexual.

by ReverendTed December 9, 2008