Mormon Sex
Being in a close proximity to a member of opposite sex. Usually within two bible lengths of the person.
Mormon Sex by Famous February 19, 2005
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Mormon Butt Sex
The act of having anal sex while maintaining vaginal virginity. The term arose from the tradition of Mormon girls convincing themselves that "anal sex" does not count as "sex," and therefore is acceptable to engage in before marriage.
Mormon Butt Sex by Pharrahhh April 9, 2010
sex mormon
a sex mormon is a very sexual mormon, they are quite homophobic and usually drive toyota highlanders, they have sexual intercourse quite frequently, dailey even
it’s one of the two major group (the gays are the other)
it’s one of the two major group (the gays are the other)
sex mormon by penisfartpenisfart November 3, 2022
what kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
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Derek: fuck you Idc what I look like!!
Hugs: your very What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
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Moronsexual
A: I'm proud to identify as a moronsexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy once asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
B: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
A: *taking off their clothes* omg you're so damn stupid.
B: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
A: *taking off their clothes* omg you're so damn stupid.
Moronsexual by bellkiryuu July 14, 2020
Moronsexual
Moronsexual by YeetTheBeet November 6, 2019
mormosexual
A man whose mannerisms make it obvious that he is homosexual--triggering most people's gay-dar--but lives a heterosexual, closeted lifestyle because of his LDS (Mormon) faith.
Lyle sure has an immaculate attention to detail, and ever since he saw the movie Juno he's always giggling about the term "pork sword." Even though he and his wife have six kids, I think he's a total Mormosexual.
mormosexual by ReverendTed December 9, 2008
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