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Monkey Barrel

Surgically removing the top of a beer can (preferably a Natty Ice) with a can opener so an individual will be able to expose themself to maximum beer chugging capability.
Male 1: I don't have the steady hands or the technology to chug this beer.

Male 2: Don't be a vagine, get a can opener and turn that can into a monkey barrel.
by Dikembe Fratumbo January 26, 2011
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Utterly and completely worthless; completely valueless.
Bubba: That is about the stupidest fucker I've ever met.

Rawhyde: You said it, brother. He's as worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts!
by Rawhyde & Bubba June 19, 2007
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Monkey dance in a barrel

when two (or more) people perform the devil’s tango, aka Bus Blanket Bingo in a small enclosed place.
For example, Jake and Sierra were caught doing the Monkey Dance in a Barrel in a band practice room.
by jefferson bane August 2, 2022
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Monkey barrer

A woman who jumps from one man to the next.
Judy is a monkey barrer because she's still with Mike and tryin to get with Pop.
by browneyes24 January 6, 2010
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barrel monkeys

set of big tits. girl with big boobs
Look at them barrel monkeys. wow you have some big barrel monkeys
by Dingleberry Jones Jr. January 4, 2008
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Barrel of monkeys

A standard of comparison for describing how much fun something is. The "B of m" is usually considered to be less fun that the great time we are having.
This is more fun than a barrel of monkeys
by Nick Cusa September 24, 2006
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Barrel of Monkeys

What was your favorite thing that happened at the party last night?

I don't know. The whole night was a real barrel of monkeys.
by slamjackson.com June 28, 2010
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