Monkey Barrel 

Surgically removing the top of a beer can (preferably a Natty Ice) with a can opener so an individual will be able to expose themself to maximum beer chugging capability.

Male 1: I don't have the steady hands or the technology to chug this beer.

Male 2: Don't be a vagine, get a can opener and turn that can into a monkey barrel.

Monkey Barrel by Dikembe Fratumbo January 26, 2011

worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts

Utterly and completely worthless; completely valueless.

Bubba: That is about the stupidest fucker I've ever met.

Rawhyde: You said it, brother. He's as worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts!

worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts by Rawhyde & Bubba June 19, 2007

Monkey dance in a barrel 

when two (or more) people perform the devil’s tango, aka Bus Blanket Bingo in a small enclosed place.

For example, Jake and Sierra were caught doing the Monkey Dance in a Barrel in a band practice room.

Monkey dance in a barrel by jefferson bane August 2, 2022

Monkey barrer

A woman who jumps from one man to the next.

Judy is a monkey barrer because she's still with Mike and tryin to get with Pop.

Monkey barrer by browneyes24 January 6, 2010

barrel monkeys

set of big tits. girl with big boobs

Look at them barrel monkeys. wow you have some big barrel monkeys

barrel monkeys by Dingleberry Jones Jr. January 4, 2008

Barrel of monkeys 

A standard of comparison for describing how much fun something is. The "B of m" is usually considered to be less fun that the great time we are having.

This is more fun than a barrel of monkeys

Barrel of monkeys by Nick Cusa September 24, 2006

Barrel of Monkeys 

A great time.

What was your favorite thing that happened at the party last night?

I don't know. The whole night was a real barrel of monkeys.

Barrel of Monkeys by slamjackson.com June 28, 2010