the act of forcing both fists into anothers anus, causing a huge goatse hole after about 15 minutes of sustained anal penetration.
by Sam Steine November 21, 2003
by intheface December 8, 2009
When person A eats Taco Bell and person B anal fists them, grabbing some poop on the way out. Person B then throws the "Mexican Poop" in person A's face, mimicking a monkey. Both people then take a shot of Tequila.
Grabbing Taco Bell now, do you want to Mexican Monkey Fist tonight?
Sara gave Mike a Mexican Monkey Fist on vacation and he still hasn't recovered.
Sara gave Mike a Mexican Monkey Fist on vacation and he still hasn't recovered.
by AmmrJammr February 17, 2018
A discipline of masturbation characterized by extraordinary vigor and skill, as well as enormous genital peril. In trained hands, double fisted monkey style can form a glorious, balanced union between a man and his fingers. In untrained hands, it can lead to genital fracturing, inversion, or worse.
"Dude, Bob tried Double Fisted Monkey Style last night."
"Oh no! I warned him! Did he survive?"
"The hospital said he might eventually recover partial use of his legs. They dug his penis out of a tree two miles downwind."
"That stupid son of a bitch."
"Oh no! I warned him! Did he survive?"
"The hospital said he might eventually recover partial use of his legs. They dug his penis out of a tree two miles downwind."
"That stupid son of a bitch."
by NotAGrillShitter November 13, 2011
When you grab your penis after being soiled with feces from anal sex with both hands and slap yourpartner across the face with it
by squirt kobain May 29, 2010
A type of knot on a rope that's very hard and can hurt an Individual if the rope is swung hard enough to cause blunt force damage... Used when monkey fisting a bad monkey...
If you need a weapon but you are not allowed to have one , take this rooe for a monkey fist to help you.
by LuckyGrendelSparkleMSK December 24, 2018
It’s when someone dresses up in a monkey outfit, shove their fist up their ass while sucking their “banana” (penis) until it’s mushy
by Urmomsaucy December 21, 2018