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Momgelina 

A mother that possesses the abilities to juggle several different seemingly impossible tasks at any given time, all the while looking absolutely amazing doing so.
I don't know how she does it. Full-time job, three kids, captain of the neighborhood committee, and she still finds time to outdo everyone that killer outfit? She is such a Momgelina!
Momgelina by NikkiNine January 3, 2009
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Cock mongeling queef burger

sometimes said as Cock mongeling queer burger

one of the best comebacks of all time. usually used in an argument when one person has nothing else to say, or nothing intelligent to say.

it can be used as a substitute for "no u", the universal rebuttle.

It can also be used as an insult
"(blah blah blah blah)... therefore you are a moron"

"oh yeah? Well, your a Cock Mongeling Queef Burger!

"(speachless)"

Mumbelina 

Mumbelina is a word used to describe a mother or maternal figure who is much smaller than you in height and stature.
Mumbelina is a composite word combining 'Mum' a western familiarisation of Mother and the suffix of Thumbelina, fictional character noted for her smallness
"My mother is so tiny, she's a Mumbelina"
Mumbelina by Melinda Salisbury January 12, 2009

mangelina 

an anorexic dude that is as skinny as Angelina
damn, Jason is turning into Mangelina.
mangelina by Lusus October 16, 2011
A vagina on a mom. Often times is used to refer to the actual person (i.e. check out that momgina).
"Dude, i saw some momgina last night!"
"Momgina is usually loose"- Nico
momgina by Brent Zadjamaster April 9, 2007

Mangelina Brolie

Rhymes with Angelina Jolie -- A man who is so incredibly sexy that he makes even heterosexual anuses tingle with desire.
Dude, I know we are here in a strip club with boobs in our face, but I can't keep my eyes off that Mangelina Brolie sitting on the other side of the stage. I wonder what he would charge for a lap dance.
Mangelina Brolie by Robin Finderson November 19, 2011

Mangelina 

A scotch egg making man who is as simetrical and gorgeous as Angelina Jolie. A Mangelina Jolie
Mangelina’s scotch eggs and face are as beautiful as Angelina
Mangelina by Blue tit January 18, 2018