Mobile Slap Daddy: a dude who drives around in his van beating off while he looks at hippie chicks and prostitutes.
Hippie chick: That white van has driven past us ten times. He keeps looking at me.
Prostitute: That's a Mobile Slap Daddy. Harmless. Soon as he gets off he'll go home.
Prostitute: That's a Mobile Slap Daddy. Harmless. Soon as he gets off he'll go home.
by Moblspank September 30, 2023