an incredibly fat and delicious pair of female butt cheeks; an ass so fat it can sprain her ankles, yet so delicious looking you don't want to use a fork and knife to eat it.
Wow! Eric, listen to this... Last night I ate this mofongo so good, it had to have been baked in a brick oven!
by Jungle Junky April 22, 2010
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1. The name of the mushy and flavorful Puerto Rican side dish made from fried plantain bananas, olive oil, and garlic.

Is often served with pork mixed into it, but can be used with most any meat or additional vegetables added in. It is, however, normally served in its purest form, as described in def. 1.

2. an eclectic and strange avant garde music duo from Houston, TX. Mainly spelled MoFoNGo.
1. At this Puerto Rican restaurant, I ordered chuletas y mofongo, and it ruled.

2. Man, MoFoNGo's music is very strange, but for some reason I can get into it!
by Neenoh July 8, 2004
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1. puerto rican side dish made from platanos.

2. spanglish for motha fucka (see mofo)
Thats some bomba ass mofongo yum!

That mofongo stole my seat!!!
by Nemesis August 27, 2004
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an incredibly putrid, brain-damaging, gut-wrenching fart following the ingestion of spicy tropical food. Preferably followed by a dutch oven.
Jim's mother sneezed and a mofongo slipped out
by lulupuertoricanprincess April 2, 2006
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A word used by those who do not speak Spanish meaning Mother Fu&*%!
Albert is such a mofongo.
by kertoast June 11, 2006
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large saggy boobs usually found on old women. usually used as an insult or as a way to decribe people.
"sweet mofongoes" or "that old lady has mofongoes"
by annonymous April 14, 2005
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MOFONGO (muh-FOHNG-oh)
1. -interjection - WTF, "What the fuck?!", expression of disbelief and disappointment
2. -noun - a dish that locals (esp. Puerto Ricans) rave about but the palette of from outside culture finds surprisingly difficult to appreciate.
They canceled your flight? Are you serious?! MOFONGO!
by DD (Double-Down) September 28, 2010
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