mission control 

The decision maker in a relationship. A reference to the space program where the astronaut has to get anything and everything approved by the command center on earth.

Person 1: "Can you go golfing with us this weekend?"

Person 2: "I don't know. I'll have to check with mission control."

mission control by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015

mission control 

The sober person that hold it all together on a night out of partying. Mission control makes all the decisions and makes sure no one gets in trouble.

Hey can I buy you a vodka cranberry?

No, I'm mission control tonight.

mission control by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023

missioncontrol 

A great plan thought up while drinking beer and mowing the lawn.

I am sticking with my plan... it's a good plan... I came up with it while drinking beer and mowing the lawn...

Looks like he pulled another missioncontrol.

missioncontrol by The Aristocrats September 11, 2008