Milwaukee's Best 

Cheep beer. But not like, "Oh dear God! What have I done with my life!?" cheep beer. More along the lines of, "Well... fuck it. Things could be worse." cheep. But for about $13 a 30 rack, what do you really have to lose?

Person 1: "I picked up a 30 rack of Milwaukee's Best."
Person 2: "Nice. Let's get drunk and forget that everything sucks!
Person 3: "I lost my job and I'm now homeless. I think I'll stick with a steel reserve. Milwaukee's Best is just too good for me."

Milwaukee's Best by gypsy_lady4092 May 24, 2018

Milwaukee's beast 

a brew popular among area teens for its low price and brand name qualities. also known as THE BEAST

kid 1: man is your older brother gonna get us some booze for after prom
kid 2: yeah what should we get
kid 1: i dunno, the beast. you have a beer bong?
kid 2: no i but we can make one.
kid 1: for sure. go with the beast.

Milwaukee's beast by edde April 22, 2005

Milwaukee's Best 

1: $14.99 at rite aid (30 pack)
2: What you drink when your unemployed and still in high school with no liscense.
3: Perfect for 3 people.
4: Fits in two normal sized back packs. (also easy on each carrier, not too heavy.)
5: Board Sport crew.
6: Beer

Jazmyn, Ernie, and Galen are milwaukee's best.

Milwaukee's Best by We are milwaukees best January 31, 2009

Milwaukee's Ass 

A derrogatory, but unfortunately appropriate, nickname of the beer that thankfully did NOT make Milwaukee famous (Milwaukee's Best). Dirt-cheap but absolutely terrible, Milwaukee's Ass is a staple at underage or otherwise skeazy keggers.

"Whip out the keg o'Milwaukee's Ass!"
"I got a sixer of Milwaukee' Ass and a fresh box of Trojans, baby."

Milwaukee's Ass by Kello March 2, 2006

Milwaukee's Best 

Not really that good. Could be better.

Man, I finally got a girlfriend...she's Milwaukee's Best. But hey, it's better than nothin!

Milwaukee's Best by Itasteburning March 30, 2021

Milwaukee's beast 

Refers to the nasty brand of beer called Milwaukee's Best Lite.This is one of the worst tasting beers that was ever brewed.Imangine taking a sip from a cup that tastes like someone pissed in it 3 hours before you drank it well that would be the aweful taste of "The Beast".Word of advice when drinking beer go for a lager not a piss colored or tasting frost brewed peice of crap.

Man#1:Wanna cold one?
Man#2:Yea sure.
Man#1: You Want Yungling or "The Beast"?
Man#2:Yungling bro "The Beast" tastes like Im swishing around piss in my mouth.

Milwaukee's beast by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ March 12, 2005

Old Milwaukee Syndrome 

A description of something or someone that when totally optimized is still complete crap. The expression originates from the advertising campaign for Old Milwaukee Beer: despite the beer being only barely better that drinking pond water, its slogan was "It just doesn't get any better than this!"

John:"What's up with your front yard?"
Ben: "I know, I've spent the last three weekends weeding, fertilizing, mowing, trimming . . . and it still looks like a dirt lot."
John: "Another case of Old Milwaukee Syndrome, it just doesn't get any better than this."

Old Milwaukee Syndrome by olsongt October 21, 2009