Millikilo

mil-li-ki-lo
/ˈmiləˌkēlō/
noun: millikilo; plural noun: millikilos

The millikilo (mk) is an SI derived unit that is equal to exactly 1/1000 of a kilo (k).

The role of millikilos used to be filled by grams/grammes (g) but the absurdity of having the base unit of mass have a prefix couldn't be ignored by the metric world. In a stroke of genius, the base unit in question, the kilogram/kilogram (kg), was replaced with the colloquial "kilo" which was already widely used in places around the world, most noticeably in Europe. All the prefixes shifted upwards to create units such as nanokilos (nk), microkilos (µk), millikilos (mk), kilokilos (kk), and megakilos (Mk) to replace the outdated ones. Of these, the most prominent is the millikilo due to its prevalence in day-to-day life and more symbolically as it is the unit to replace the old false base unit of grams/grammes.

"Stanley was just telling me about this new unit called the millikilo that he's started using instead of grams. I swear that guy is such a hipster!"

"Mom, can you buy me a twix bar? It's 78 millikilos and it's only $0.99 right now! It's such a good deal in terms of cost to millikilos!"

*In the future*

"Wow, the guy who invented the millikilo must be sitting pretty right now with all the royalty checks he must get."

Millikilo by nurbux October 15, 2018

Millikilo

mil-li-ki-lo
/ˈmiləˌkēlō/
noun: millikilo; plural noun: millikilos

The millikilo (mk) is an SI derived unit that is equal to exactly 1/1000 of a kilo (k).

The role of millikilos used to be filled by grams/grammes (g) but the absurdity of having the base unit of mass have a prefix couldn't be ignored by the metric world. In a stroke of genius, the base unit in question, the kilogram/kilogram (kg), was replaced with the colloquial "kilo" which was already widely used in places around the world, most noticeably in Europe. All the prefixes shifted upwards to create units such as nanokilos (nk), microkilos (µk), millikilos (mk), kilokilos (kk), and megakilos (Mk) to replace the outdated ones. Of these, the most prominent is the millikilo due to its prevalence in day-to-day life and more symbolically as it is the unit to replace the old false base unit of grams/grammes.

"Stanley was just telling me about this new unit called the millikilo that he's started using instead of grams. I swear that guy is such a hipster!"

"Mom, can you buy me a twix bar? It's 78 millikilos and it's only $0.99 right now! It's such a good deal in terms of cost to millikilos!"

*In the future*

"Wow, the guy who invented the millikilo must be sitting pretty right now with all the royalty checks he must get."

Millikilo by nurbux October 15, 2018

Millidiot 

Unfavorable label given to someone belonging to the millennial genre who regularly acts like an idiot; is unmotivated, oblivious to reality, has feelings as fragile as a soap bubble, and has a very weak inclination to listen, learn, and evolve their life.

At 26, never had a job, and still living at home, Maverick thinks he should be able to score a six figure video game designing job...just because he has “mastered” Fortnite and every other video game. Keep thinking like a millidiot, kid. You’ll go far in life.

Fashion Designer:
I asked our new hire Tiffany to come down to my office today so we could discuss her performance over the last couple of months. I told her she wasn’t meeting performance expectations and needed to step up her work. She started crying. When I asked if she was okay, she said “I have never been told I was failing at anything before.” Then she asked me for a raise. Can you say MILLIDIOT!

Crew Boss:
I called Corden and told him he got the job, and that he starts with his new crew next Monday at 8 am. He didn’t sound too excited, so I asked if he had any questions?

Manager:
What’d he say?
Crew Boss:
He said 8 am was really early, he’s never had to get up that early before, and wanted to know if he could come in at noon. When I told him no, he needed to be there at 8 to start work with his crew, he said he wasn’t sure if the job was the right fit for him.
Manager:
You’ve got to be shitting me! What a millidiot!

Just out of college and the smartest kid in her class; Jordan is acting exactly polar opposite of a genius...she’s such a millidiot!

Millidiot by GR8Scot November 18, 2018

millimillenary 

A good fucking song by cocteau twins.

“WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO LONER??”
“millimillenary fucking fat ass.”

millimillenary by 4hhh June 30, 2021

Millimile 

A thousandth of a mile, specifically 5.28 feet.

The mall is exactly a millimile away from my house.

Millimile by Crunchycandy June 10, 2010

Millikin University 

a small, private university located in Decatur Illinois, the soy capitol of the world. Known for it's outstanding programs in music, theatre and sciences, as well as it's overtly quirky student population. Has a thriving party scene, rich greek life and tons of student activities and organizations, as well as an amazing faculty. Tends to smell pretty bad when the winds blow soy by way of campus.

High School Senior - I'm going to Millikin University for Musical Theatre!
Other High School Senior - Lucky! That program is extremely hard to get into!

Millikin University by Zeta Eta Pi November 4, 2010

millinillion 

A millinillion is 10 followed by 3003 zeros.

Abby: Hey, Jake!
Jake: Hello!
Abby: What's the biggest number?
Jake: A millinillion!

millinillion by Get a millinillion neck gaiter July 11, 2020