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a person who has a strong stinch coming from their breath caused by excessive milk drink
Megan kinda smells like milk.
Yeah because she’s a milkjug.
milkjug by shekby October 20, 2019

fill a milkjug 

to diarrhea uncrontrollably until its enough to equal the anmount of milk in a 4-litre milk container.
MAN, i have such a bad cramp, i think im going to fill a milkjug.
fill a milkjug by Kelserehh November 17, 2006

Milk-jug fest 

The opposite of a sausage fest. An event where the number of girls greatly exceeds the number of guys.
Dude, you have to come to this party, it's a total milk-jug fest.
Milk-jug fest by 89diehl April 22, 2010

Milk Jug Bomber 

A Milk Jug Bomber is that pesky gallon of milk that is halfway off the shelf, waiting for its next victim. Once the fridge is opened, a Milk Jug Bomber proceeds to fall off the shelf, exploding all over your floor.
"Hey Micah, we should totally set up Payton, and put the milk gallon halfway off the shelf in the fridge."
"Damn bruh, that's a good idea. That is a Milk Jug Bomber waiting to happen."

Milk Jug Mug 

A common gang sign for marking territory or a threat. Gang members will chuck a milk jug at you as a sign that they will get revenge/reclaim their territory.
I got milk jug mugged by the Chicos Piceños
Milk Jug Mug by BarangaTang July 11, 2022

milk jug dick 

This is quite the legendary penis that you'll be happy to come across. This kind of cock is extremely large in size, and when you pop that willy you can expect to get cum fire hosed into your face. Typically this cock can fill up a milk jug in the maximum of 3 seconds.
Tim: Put the money in the fucking bag!
Jerry: Or what...

Tim: *drops pants and reveals milk jug dick*
Jerry: (under breath) Holy Fuck, we're screwed...
milk jug dick by NightmareFuel13 January 14, 2019