Milk Dealer

A gay man who sells his own semen, usually to be drunken.

Bro my Milk Dealer has some fire semen in stock right now.

by lil benzo October 19, 2020

Raw Milk Dealer

Like a drug dealer, except he deals raw milk instead of drugs. Many homeschoolers or health freaks who aren't farmers have raw milk dealers.

Raw Milk Dealer: "I swear there are no drugs in here!"
*Officer opens bag*
Officer: "It's raw milk, that's just as bad!"
*Officer puts dealer in handcuffs*

by OkStephen March 14, 2022