Like a drug dealer, except he deals raw milk instead of drugs. Many homeschoolers or health freaks who aren't farmers have raw milk dealers.
Raw Milk Dealer: "I swear there are no drugs in here!"
*Officer opens bag*
Officer: "It's raw milk, that's just as bad!"
*Officer puts dealer in handcuffs*
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.