âMilan Sanchezâ - âMu Sanchezâ - âMilan Needsâ
Definition: The âMilan Sanchezâ or âMuâ for short; A parasitic,
low vibrational, orphaned creature that wonders the world aimlessly, in no particular direction, seeking to fulfill their daddy issues with an erected African penis up their butthole. The âMuâ parasitic specimen is closely related to species like ticks, scabies & pubic lice. The Milan Sanchez, can often be identified by their curly black perm that resembles
Michael Jacksonâs pubic hair on top of their head & their smelly, yeasty, bad breath. Their physical bodyâs are usually âscrawnyâ or âweakâ & voices are often times high pitched or âsqueakyâ in nature. They tend to leave traces of their unneeded existence by drawing or painting the black penises they so desperately desire on anything that might grab their fathers attention who abandons them after conception. The Milan Sanchez feeds off of the negativity or drama it creates during
social interactions due to the traumatic experiences endured during its youth. âMilan Sanchezâ or âMuâ is usually diagnosed at the time of birth and is associated with âsluttyâ or âwhorishâ
prostitutes, whoâs love for hard drugs is much greater than the love for their own children.
Unfortunately their is no no cure for the âMuâ at this point in time and the individuals who suffer from this form of parasitic infection is just completely fucked at the core of their being.
Randy: âHey Tod, is it me or are you noticing drawings of black penises
everywhere too?â Tod: âoh, you didnât hear? The
neighbors son was
diagnosed with Milan Sanchez.â