“Milan Sanchez” - “
Mu Sanchez” - “Milan Needs”
Definition: The “Milan Sanchez” or “Mu” for
short; A parasitic, low vibrational, orphaned creature that wonders the world aimlessly, in no particular direction, seeking to fulfill their daddy issues with an erected African penis up their butthole. The “Mu” parasitic specimen is closely related to species like ticks, scabies & pubic lice. The Milan Sanchez, can often be identified by their curly black perm that resembles
Michael Jackson’s pubic hair on
top of their head & their smelly, yeasty, bad breath. Their physical body’s are usually “scrawny” or “weak” & voices are often times high pitched or “squeaky” in nature. They tend to leave traces of their unneeded existence by drawing or painting the black penises they so desperately desire on anything that might grab their fathers attention who abandons them after conception. The Milan Sanchez feeds off of the negativity or
drama it creates during social interactions due to the traumatic experiences endured during its youth. “Milan Sanchez” or “Mu” is usually diagnosed at the
time of birth and is associated with “slutty” or “whorish” prostitutes, who’s love for hard
drugs is much greater than the love for their own children. Unfortunately their is no no cure for the “Mu” at this point in
time and the individuals who suffer from this form of parasitic infection is just completely fucked at the core of their being.
Randy: “Hey Tod, is it me or are you noticing drawings of black penises everywhere too?” Tod: “
oh, you didn’t hear? The neighbors
son was diagnosed with Milan
Sanchez.”
