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can you make me miso soup every morning 

Basically its a indirect way to propose to someone.
his crush : Good morning!
Him : *stunned by her* can you make me miso soup every morning?
his crush : What does that mean?

Miso Swoop 

stuffing all of your uneaten sushi in a bowl of miso soup to hide so that the restaurant can't charge you for the leftovers.
When you're at all-you-can-eat sushi and you can't eat all you thought you could eat, the Miso Swoop is a handy trick.
Miso Swoop by skittlekitty2227 September 28, 2011

Miso Shake 

Violent tremor that occurs prior to sipping Miso Soup from a Miso Soup spoon.
After a long night of moleing, Jacc had the miso shakes at Shinju Sushi.

shite, the miso shake made me spill my soup on my new dungarees.
Miso Shake by Cuckis69 February 15, 2019

miso soup 

1. A common oriental soup
2. When one fucks their partner so hard in the anus that a strange liquid resembling miso soup in taste and smell spurts forth from the rectum.
1. I sampled a fine recipe for miso soup today. It was delicious.
2. I miso souped dat bitch 'til she done gone 'sploded out da ass!

miso soup 

when a guy gets spit and semen into a girl's vagina creating a mixture similar to miso soup (specially the tofu).
I could make miso soup all day long.
miso soup by jap_fastfood May 18, 2006

miso-horny soup 

A modern variation of the traditional Japanese miso soup to which Spanish fly is added as an aphrodisiac.
When Keiko and I went to our favorite sushi restaurant for lunch last week, I encouraged her to try the miso-horny soup.

Less than two hours later, she was practically ripping my clothes off.
miso-horny soup by whimzzical June 28, 2010