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Michelangelo 

A sex position, not dissimilar to the Eiffel Tower, except with four total people; both gentlemen are going their girls doggy-style, while they kiss each other in the middle. Because of the increased distance, it's not possible for the men's hands to fully touch as in an Eiffel Tower; therefore, only one finger shall make contact, like its namesake's painting of God touching man.
Bro, last night was crazy! Jeff and I took these two sloots back from the bar and we TOTALLY Michelangelo'ed that shit!
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Michaeling 

1. Loving Subaru’s and rock climbing
2. Bowling so badly that’s it considered an epic failure
3. Being an amazing, stand up guy
1. Now that I have a Subaru, I might be Michaeling
2. Look at that guy Michaeling on lane 14
3. Girl 1: I’m really surprised by her boyfriend

Girl 2: Yup, he’s Michaeling
Michaeling by Michaelingxcreator August 18, 2019

Michaeling 

to keep on being a fan of and supporting Michael Jackson.
Alright, guys; I gotta go. Keep Michaeling!!!
Michaeling by ILuvVocab November 9, 2009

mitchelling 

blocking people using bad grammer
mitch was mitchelling his facebook account
mitchelling by gahbigsteve February 2, 2017

Michelangelo 

Michelangelo's a par-tee dude!
Michelangelo by Davey Crockey April 21, 2003

five star Michelin 

Iconic quote by Felix Lee Yongbok but little did he know michelin stars only go up to three. of course God’s Menu is a bop though now go watch it and stream it on youtube and stan Straykids or Bang Chan will jab jab stray kids jab you in the nose with his ✨laptop✨
Cookin' like a chef I'm a five star Michelin
"Mi"e jeongjeomeul jjikgo nune boyeo illusion

Michaeling 

having or doing anything related to Michael Jackson. Examples are: watching his videos, live performances/tours, listening and or dancing to his music, researching things about him, buying merch, basically anything that requires Michael Jackson!
Friend: what do are doing?
Me: oh nothing girl....just michaeling!
Michaeling by its.keeraa March 16, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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