Mexican Beard 

The act of sprinkling pubes onto your significan other's head while they're in the shower.

Originated in a rage comic on Reddit.

After I trimmed my pubes this morning I gave my girlfriend a mexican beard.

Mexican Beard by hezzzer April 23, 2011

Mexican Beard 

Throwing shaved pubes onto someone while they're in the shower so they they stick to their face like a scraggly beard.

Helen made me sleep on the couch last night after giving her a Mexican beard before her big meeting with her boss.

Mexican Beard by the_sinic April 22, 2011

Mexican Beard 

The product of rubbing cocaine all over your face and upper lip.

Yo anybody wanna snort off my Mexican beard?

Mexican Beard by Eggwin The Oddly Shaped Egg February 28, 2017